d4 bags that are worse than bag of holding

20 Apr, 2026

Here are some dogshit magic bags that will mess up your game even worse than the Bag of Holding. These will ruin your primary gameplay loops like you've never imagined.

1. Bag of Orcs: Contains an endless supply of orcs that count as living, hostile enemy creatures.
2. Napsack: Turn this bag inside-out to transform it into a 40-person tent that has a comfortable temperature inside regardless of weather, and a pot of delicious soup already boiling, and a TV with recordings of the latest episodes of your favorite shows.
3. Bindle of the Blue Scout: Put any amount of distance into it, or take any amount of distance out of it.
4. Bag of Actions: Put any unused actions in the bag to use them later. Like, for example, if you're just chilling in a tavern and you don't need the action right now.

In case you got here by mistake, here's d4 bags that are better than bag of holding, written by the inimitable and may I say quite beautiful Blattella over at Mascara Knight.