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The Polar Opposite of Evil (GLoG class: Paladin)

The steady friend of virtuous youth,
The friend of duty, and of truth...

PALADIN

Start with: Suit with white fur trim; 2 rations' worth of cookies and milk

A: Sense Evil; Lay On Hands
B: Smite Evil
C: Aura of Protection
D: Find Steed

SENSE EVIL: You know if creatures you see have been bad or good.

LAY ON HANDS: You have a pool of holiday presents (HP) that you can give to other creatures.

SMITE EVIL: Creatures who've been bad take damage when you give them coal.

AURA OF PROTECTION: No one can be frightened as long as they can hear your jolly laughter.

FIND STEED: Stats as horse, light as lighthouse, max damage vs grandmothers.