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Sing me one more hymnal, I have found my angel (class: Rogue)

ROGUE

start with: cursed gem (anyone who holds it turns into a rogue over the course of a week, and you die over the same period)

A: Unfit for Society; Run
B: Talent; Guild
C: Ambition
D: Ambition

UNFIT FOR SOCIETY. Choose one of your ability scores and replace it with Menace. Your Menace begins at 1 and goes up when you survive something that might have killed you (a fall, an attack while you're on low HP, etc). You have a bounty on your head for a number of dollars equal to 100 x your Menace, and if your Menace is 15 or more, you're wanted dead. Birds will not approach you unless there are a number of them present equal to or greater than your Menace.

RUN. Choose one of three Death Perks.

TALENT. Choose one of three Skill Perks.

GUILD. Choose one of three Allegiance Perks.

AMBITION. Choose one of three Mutation Perks.