Truth, like death, comes for everyone (class: Barbarian)
BARBARIAN
start with: your choice of melee weapon; chalice of motor oil (1 ration); loincloth (AC as chain)
A: Rage; Illiteracy
B: Charge; Danger Sense
C: Battlefield Wisdom
D: What Is Best In Life
RAGE: Your body stores Lightning. You wake up with a minimum [templates] Lightning if you rested well, and you gain 1 when you destroy a magic item. Spend it to immediately make a melee attack against another creature, no matter whether it's your turn, or you already made one, or you're asleep, or any other reason besides you physically cannot do it.
ILLITERACY. Your eyes scramble text before it can reach your processor. If this safety protocol is somehow overridden, reading cursed scrolls or demonic script will put into your body 1 Cursed Lightning each. Your Game Master decides when and how you use Cursed Lightning, and they are hereby instructed to use it to ruin your life.
CHARGE. You no longer feel love, mercy, honor, or fear. Only physical restraints can hold you back, and you get an extra save against those.
DANGER SENSE. Once per turn, take 1d6 damage from G-force and sidestep an attack.
BATTLEFIELD WISDOM. You can instantly learn a fighting technique you witness, so long as it's physically possible for you. Loading a new technique erases the old one. If it costs something to use, instead it costs Lightning.
WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE. You can instantly learn a worldview you witness, complete with any number of loves, mercies, honors, and/or fears. Loading a new worldview erases the old one. Cursed Lightning cannot force you to act against your worldview.